Snowmobile Season 2010 - 2011 Begins.

Greetings From Saskatchewan Canada!

Greetings fellow sledheads and snowmobilers, and yes, even snowmachine enthusiasts (for those in Alaska).

Another summer has come and gone, and here in Southern Saskatchewan, it was a particularly wet one. The water has destroyed much of the crops.

By late June of this year, the radio announced that 50% of all Saskatchewan farm land was under water, and or, put out of business by the heavy rains and flooding. The past two weeks has also been wet, and has delayed the harvest.

Much of the crops that did survive the spring deluge, will be turned back into the dirt. Meanwhile, Russia passed a law this summer to outlaw grain exports, due to their own crop failures. Add to that the Globalist's push for us to turn our wheat into gasoline and deisel fuel, and the result will surely be famine for the third world.

The American economy is in tatters, and still on the way down. Obama is having people who criticize him arrested. The Police State in America and Canada is gearing up for a fight with their own people. There are feds everywhere in black uniforms, 'supporting' city and state police agencies. The full on Marshal Law clamp down is right around the corner, and the Carbon Tax hovers over our heads, soon to come down and crush what's left of our small businesses.

The fake environmental movement, a guise for the implementation of the carbon tax, is choking out all our outdoor activities with hyped up regulations and fines. Fishing, hunting, snowmobiling, atving and boating are under attack. The government wants us to feel guilty about being alive. "We are destroying the planet!" they tell us. We need to stand up and say "No More!"

Okay, that's enough for now. Don't get me started on H1N1 vaccination scams, the troops overseas, and the phoney Global Warming scam.

Is there is anyone left reading this? Hey, how you doon? Hahahahahaha.

Does anyone have any disposable income left to come snowmobiling in Canada? Not many I bet.

To all snowmobile businessmen still listening out there, my suggestion is to start offering the better, more luxurious lines of products for snowmobilers. Instal Jacuzis in your Motels and Hotels for sledheads. Upgrade your beds, your food, your creature comforts. Fill up your wine cellars with the very best bottles. Get ready to serve the rich and the elite, cause Mr Middle Class Sledhead is disapearing. He's almost gone. He has lost his job, and is concerned with food and paying the mortgage.

Let me see... what else is on my mind? (sound of wind blowing through an empty room).

Hmmm. Oh yeah... The gangsters of St-Zenon Quebec have already attacked my web site. They got an early start. Last week they hacked into my photo albums and my Bulletin Boards, to remove all evidence and memories of CRAZY AL and DANNY who were MURDERED in St- Zenon at the REFUGE B&B on Lake Stanislas. Good job scum! You can hack into my websites and remove all memories of the day you shot and KILLED TWO GOOD MEN in cold blood in ST-ZENON, but you will still face judgement from GOD. He does not forget. You are gonna burn in eternal hellfire for ETERNITY! Enjoy. God is not mocked.

By the way, I am going to put those pictures of the Murder at the Refuge ALL OVER the Internet, and make it TEN TIMES easier for people to find. Every time you hack me, I will TEN TIMES my efforts. WE WILL NEVER FORGET what you did to Alain Lasalle and Daniel Siguin. For more, you readers can go to the pages..

Hmmmm... what else is there to rant about? (the sound of a pebble rolls around the bottom of an empty barrel.)

Ahhhh yes ... Rex is now living in Tenessee, but will be visiting Quebec again this winter to ride. He has kept in touch with me. I asked him to join me up in Ignace Ontario this winter, but he declined. TOO FAR he says!

Hmmm... Sexy Ron down in NY STATE has been trying to get through to me, and has failed. I still love you guys down there in Glenn's Falls, but I have been busy remodelling my front porch all summer. I can actually work a five hour day now! On the tools! My heart must be slowly getting stronger.

Connecticut? Yes. Our snowmobiling pal who also makes wrought iron fences has been in touch. Mr Bolduc. All he can talk about is sledding in Quebec! He shows me his photos from Chibougamau, from his huge loop last year.

New Hampshire? Yes... Our pal Dave Lavoie, AKA Pyro, of Pyromate.com is still recovering from his snowmobile crash on the lake in front of the Refuge two years ago in St-Zenon.

Epping NH... Yup. I spoke to my Pal Mark Johnson is doing well, but his wife lost her nursing job. Things are tough. I dunno if we'll be riding with him this year. (but he DID buy a new SKI-DOO product!!) Priorities my friend, priorities!

Sledfreak in PA? Well, the freak and his lady are doing amazing things on http://www.sledfreak.com/ . Check it out. They have been busy all summer improving their site.

Rickster the Lickster in Higgins Lake MICHIGAN: Doing well. looking fwd to more zen talk radio.

Hmmmm.. Montreal? Yes - - our pal The Snowmobile Realtor, Pat G., is off to Europe this week for a holiday. Have fun Pat!

New Jersey Lee? No news of recent times, but last seen working on rebuilding a house in Jersey. I sure miss him and the BISTRO, that holds so many memories for all of us. He has lowered the price of his chalet - Anyone wanna buy in St-Michel-des-Saints?

Bob Petit in St-Jean-de-Matha? Doing well - working hard as usual, promoting Lanaudiere Tourism.

Snow this winter? Well, I figure that it rained so much here, this summer... it broke records going back one hundred years, so, I don't expect ANY snow here in Saskatchewan. The rainfall has all been dumped and there is nuthin left. How about where YOU LIVE?

Sponsors? Hahahahah. I have a few left.. I think. Go have a look, and please support them with what is left of your snowmobiling budget money. SNOWMOBILE SPONSORS HERE.

Snowmobile Radio Show? Here's the scoop. I wanted to continue through the summer with the show, and indeed, I started to talk about atvs boats hunting, etc, but, my right arm gave out completely. From clicking and spending thirty hours a week on the editing software, my right wrist and elbow started giving me huge pain, and I couldn't continue. I worked on the hammer and skill saw all summer, and I have got myself back into some kind of shape, but my right arm is still bad. Perhaps I shd get a brace? I have tried to learn to MOUSE CLICK with the left hand, but it is very slow. I will still do the occasional basic show, less music less ads. Just talk. No editing. It will be rough.

If YOU have a snowmobile business, and you need some help to SELL YOUR PRODUCT, I am your man. Yes, I know I am gettin old and beat up, but I can still help. Been doing this gig for eleven years, and I know how to promote a snowmobile motel, hotel, accommodation, or any snowmobile product. Ask around. Google the term "zenwaiter" to see my work. It aint always pretty, but it's hot on all the search engines, and DOES create calls, and sales. I can help spend any internet marketing budget, from 100 bucks, to 100,000.

Call me! 306-354-2216 Ask for the Zen Man.

E-mail me zen@zenwaiter.com

Thanks to all my supporters lo these eleven years. Please write to me, I miss you all !

The snow is comming!
Let's suit up and RIDE!!!

XOXOXO zw

PS - Here is my new friend. Her name is Daisy,
but I shd have called her YingYang.

Cheers - - zw

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